hat kind of present do you give a Scorpio? A pet viper? A centuries-old locket that no one can open? A vial of your own blood? These fixed water signs are famously intense. They're fascinated with all things dark and mysterious, and they're also notoriously guarded. Good luck to anyone trying to shop for them! If a Scorpio doesn't like your gift, they'll just smile enigmatically and begin secretly plotting revenge. Trust me, you don't want to get on their bad side.
Whatever your Scorpio friend/sib/secret crush is into, they're probably really into it. They're known to be just a little bit obsessive about their interests. If they're a Bachelor fan, they're the person doing a deep-dive into the contestants' Venmo accounts to figure out the winner. If they're into roller skating, they've got several perfectly choreographed routines ready to complete at a moment's notice, soundtrack included. If they're into makeup, their knowledge of gel eyeliners is so encyclopedic it's a little scary.
While Scorps have varied interests, there are a few topics that tend to appeal to them: anything sexy, anything ~mysterious~ (be it true crime or celeb conspiracy theories), and anything to do with the occult. Yeah, they've got crystals and tarot cards galore...but they could always use another one. Here are a few gifts that are perfect for a Scorpio. You can trust me. I am one.
1SCORPIO WALL ART
Glow in the Dark Zodiac Art uncommongoods.com
Let your favorite Scorpio show off their zodiac pride with this cute wall art. Bonus: it glows in the dark.
WILDMOONCRYSTALSetsy.com$28.00
Your Scorpio friend could always use another crystal, especially an intuition-boosting one like amethyst.
3A BIRTH MONTH CANDLE
November Birth Month Flower Soy Candle SCRIPTEDFRAGRANCEetsy.com$34.00
Whether they're an October Scorpio or a November Scorpio, they'll appreciate a birth month candle.
4A TAROT DECK
Mystic Mondays Tarot: A Deck for the Modern Mystic AMERICAN WEST BOOKSamazon.com Even if your Scorp is already a tarot pro, they'll love a gorgeous new deck like this one.
5A BURGUNDY LIPSTICK
Stunna Lip Paint Longwear Fluid Lip Color in Underdawg 6EARRINGS
Black Shiny and Golden Triangle Earrings ADORNESSJEWELRYetsy.com$27.11
7A CONSTELLATION NECKLACE
Constellation Necklace - Scorpio ALOHAMUSEGIFTetsy.com$20.00
Scorpios are all about subtlety, and this little necklace will let them quietly rep their sign.
8Rebdolls “My Type” Mini Grab Bag
This teeny bag is just the right size to hold a single f*ck, which is all a Scorpio has to spare.
9AN INTENSE GAME
We’re Not Really Strangers Card Game URBAN OUTFITTERSurbanoutfitters.com$30.00
Scorpios want to get deep, fast, and somehow they'll uncover all your secrets without sharing any of theirs. This game will help them do just that.
10Vinyl Sticker
DESERTMAGICARTetsy.com$2.99
Your Scorpy's laptop is looking a little bare...so give 'em a sticker.
11A BATH SOAK
Relaxing Lavender and Oatmeal Bath Soak INDULGENCESPAetsy.com$15.00
Level up your Scorp's self-care routine with a relaxing bath soak.
12A VIBRATOR
Kip Lipstick Vibrator DAME PRODUCTSdameproducts.com$95.00
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