35 Naughty Valentine's Day Gifts That'll Probably Make Your Partner Say "Nice"

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1. A Michelangelo's David switch cover that'll turn them on every time they turn off the lights.

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Promising review: "This David switch plate is attractive and made with quality material. It was very easy to install and makes me smile every time I flip the light. —Mel Tell

Get it from Amazon for $9.95+ (available in 9 styles).

2. A cursed candle for letting your sarcastic soulmate know you think they're #1.

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Promising review: "Do not hesitate. This candle RULES. It is GORGEOUS in person and makes me smile every time I see it. You won't regret this purchase. The detail on it is fantastic!" —Kristen

Get it from Amazon for $30.90.

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3. An elegant lingerie robe with some serious "I just murdered my husband" vibes that's sure to have your (true crime) lover looking stunning...if a little bit sinister.

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Promising review: "This is gorgeous, elegant, and custom fit. I am in love with the way it flows and the quality of the materials. This robe is an absolute dream (pictured above, right)." —Patience

Get it from Amazon for $59.99+ (available in 47 colors and sizes S–3XL).

4. A cheeky tee that's gonna delight your independent BFF who has no interest in Valentine's gifts traditions. Instead, let them eat cake, reject relationship expectations, and get "buzzed."

Char Bataille

Char Bataille is one of a handful of tattoo artists I have a lifelong goal of being inked by. Until I make my way to Canada for one of their psychedelically lovely designs, I've taken to covering my torso with their hilarious (and bright/sunny/sarcastic) tees. My husband and I share a wardrobe and we both love the extra soft fabric and clear, colorful prints. To match our lewk, grab the Virgo and easy going tees. Then get all the others.

Get it from Char Bataille for $22 (available in nine colors and sizes S–3XL).

5. A Batman and sheriff costume for the extra special ~member~ in your marriage.

Cock Couture

Get the Batman one for $15.99 and the sheriff one for $19.99 (available in three sizes), both from Cock Couture on Etsy.

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