Christmas is a weird time of year.
And that’s a good thing.
After 11 months of conforming, the holiday season allows us to cut loose with ugly sweaters, songs about animals saving the holiday and Hallmark movies featuring people who never buy greeting cards.
You’re doing all these weird things anyway, so add some weird shopping to your activities.
HuffPost, as always this time of year, is helping out with our annual guide to this holiday season’s most bizarre gifts, such as musical toilet paper, cheese carved into the shape of a cellphone and even bacon-scented wrapping paper.
One look at our guide and you’ll be dreaming of a weird Christmas, just like the ones we used to know.
Musical Toilet Paper Rolls
Although wrapping paper usually gets the focus on Christmas day, toilet paper is both No. 1 and No. 2 on every other day. A person can always use more TP — especially when it comes in a musical box.
Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper
Some people really love the smell of bacon. But frankly, giving uncooked bacon as a gift is impractical — and slimy. Avoid the mess by giving wrapping paper scented just like cured pork belly. MMMMMMMM.
Toilet Snake
Hosting people for the holidays can be fun, but not when they insist on using bathrooms other than the one designated for company. Luckily, the toilet snake is on the case to encourage your guests to follow directions.
Fine Art Version Of Woman Yelling At Cat
Art is in the eye of the beholder, but even the pickiest art lover will purr for this fine art rendition of the popular meme.
Personalized Gift Wrapping
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What do you give a narcissist with a sense of humor? Themselves.
Bernie Sanders And His Mittens Tree Ornament
The democratic socialist in your life will surely get a kick out of this Christmas ornament featuring Sen. Bernie Sanders in his meme-worthy mittens.
Combination Coozie-Fishing Pole
Want to fish while still keeping your drinks cold? Don't we all! Thanks to the ChillNReel, it's possible. It's basically a coozie that includes a small reel with fishing line so you can fish anywhere there is water and a canned beverage.
Light-Up Peeing Santa Sweater
Like everyone else, Santa has to answer nature's call. Unlike everyone else, his bathroom break gets memoralized in an ugly sweater. Gotta love the holidays.
Poop Soap On Rope
When it comes to getting clean, nothing beats the experience of bathing with a piece of soap designed to look like a dookie. Science marches on.
Sexy Elf On The Shelf Costume
The Elf on the Shelf is supposed to stay on the fireplace mantle. But don't be surprised if this one ends up in a part of the house that's a little more ... private.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Coozie
Ugly Christmas sweaters are supposed to keep you warm, but these are meant to keep drinks cold. Dealing with that contradiction is a fun activity when you're slightly buzzed.
The Tubble
Baths are one of life's pleasures. But outside of ads for erectile dysfunction products and hot tubs, you rarely see them in the great outdoors. The Tubble makes it possible to bathe in pretty much any environment — even in an actual bathroom.
Cheese Carving Of Cellphone
"Oh, you got me a phone! How sweet!"
"Actually, this is one is more savory. It's made from cheese."
"So I can't actually make calls with it."
"No, it's cheese."
"I can't scroll Instagram?"
"No, it's cheese."
"I can't take selfies with it."
"Well, it doesn't take photos, but you could use another camera to take a photo with it."
"What am I supposed to do with a cheese phone?"
"Eat it?"
"You're weird."
"Actually, this is one is more savory. It's made from cheese."
"So I can't actually make calls with it."
"No, it's cheese."
"I can't scroll Instagram?"
"No, it's cheese."
"I can't take selfies with it."
"Well, it doesn't take photos, but you could use another camera to take a photo with it."
"What am I supposed to do with a cheese phone?"
"Eat it?"
"You're weird."
Sex Toy That Doubles As A Safe
Autoblow.com
Imagine this scenario: Your house is getting broken into, but the thieves don't take anything valuable because the loot is locked in a lubed-up sex toy that doubles as a safe.
OK, we couldn't imagine it either.
OK, we couldn't imagine it either.
Dog Goggles
Does your dog need goggles?
Maybe not. But your social media needs a photo of you trying to make Fido wear them.
Maybe not. But your social media needs a photo of you trying to make Fido wear them.
source - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/45-weird-christmas-gifts-strange-santa_n_6197bccbe4b07fe2010ae3c6
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